We currently offer soft-blend, unisex tees in our shirt subscriptions and shop in sizes XS-4XL. See below for sizing details. The sizes (chest measurements):

<p id="isPasted" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1rem; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-family: -apple-system, &quot;system-ui&quot;, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Ubuntu, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, sans-serif, &quot;Apple Color Emoji&quot;, &quot;Segoe UI Emoji&quot;, &quot;Segoe UI Symbol&quot;; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;">We currently offer soft-blend, unisex tees in our shirt subscriptions and shop in sizes XS-4XL. See below for sizing details.<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1rem; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-family: -apple-system, &quot;system-ui&quot;, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Ubuntu, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, sans-serif, &quot;Apple Color Emoji&quot;, &quot;Segoe UI Emoji&quot;, &quot;Segoe UI Symbol&quot;; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;">The sizes (chest measurements):<ul style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: revert; padding: revert; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-family: -apple-system, &quot;system-ui&quot;, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Ubuntu, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, sans-serif, &quot;Apple Color Emoji&quot;, &quot;Segoe UI Emoji&quot;, &quot;Segoe UI Symbol&quot;; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;"><li style="box-sizing: border-box; list-style: inherit; font-size: inherit !important;">Unisex (XS): 31&quot;-34&quot;</li><li style="box-sizing: border-box; list-style: inherit; font-size: inherit !important;">Unisex (S):&#xA0;34&quot; - 37&quot;</li><li style="box-sizing: border-box; list-style: inherit; font-size: inherit !important;">Unisex (M): 38&quot; - 41&quot;</li><li style="box-sizing: border-box; list-style: inherit; font-size: inherit !important;">Unisex (L): 42&quot; - 45&quot;</li><li style="box-sizing: border-box; list-style: inherit; font-size: inherit !important;">Unisex&#xA0;(XL): 46&quot;-49&quot;</li><li style="box-sizing: border-box; list-style: inherit; font-size: inherit !important;">Unisex&#xA0;(2XL): 50&quot;-53&quot;</li><li style="box-sizing: border-box; list-style: inherit; font-size: inherit !important;">Unisex&#xA0;(3XL): 54&quot;-57&quot;</li><li style="box-sizing: border-box; list-style: inherit; font-size: inherit !important;">Unisex (4XL): 58&quot;-61&quot;</li></ul>

What shirt sizes are available?

We now have four different subscription options for sassy friends:. *Shirt-Only Subscription* - Get a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month, delivered straight to your door. Unisex sizes XS-4XL. *Small Box Subscription* - OUR NEWEST EDITION!

<p id="isPasted" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;">We now have four different subscription options for sassy friends:&#xA0;<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;"> <p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;"><a href="https://smartassandsass.com/pages/shirt-subscription">*Shirt-Only Subscription*</a>&#xA0;- Get a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month, delivered straight to your door. Unisex sizes XS-4XL.<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;"><a href="https://smartassandsass.com/products/small-box-subscription">*Small Box Subscription*</a> - OUR NEWEST EDITION! Get a monthly *small* dose of sass! Includes 3-4 full-size items to make you laugh your a** off. *Only available in month-to-month subscriptions*<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;"><a href="https://smartassandsass.com/pages/box-subscription">*Box Subscription*</a> -&#xA0;Get a monthly dose of sass! Includes 6-8 full-size items to make you laugh your a** off.<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;"><a href="https://smartassandsass.com/pages/big-box-subscription">*Big Box Subscription*</a> - Includes the same 6-8 snarky goods as the Box Subscription plus a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month.&#xA0;Unisex sizes XS-4XL.<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;"> <p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;">Each box will include handmade, hilarious items. The items will have a theme (e.g. Motivational AF) and all of the items will relate to it.&#xA0;<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;">You can expect things like mugs, notebooks, tote bags, water bottles, pens &amp; pencils, magnets, candles, and more.&#xA0;<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;">We regularly survey our sassy gang to make sure we are finding the types of goods you want to get.<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;">Sometimes we use brand partners for multiple months, but&#xA0;you&apos;ll never get the same product twice.

What will I receive in my subscription box?

Lots of ways! Here are just a few:. • We see products online or in stores and we hunt down the creators. • We stalk the interwebs for sassy brands. • Our sass squad of subscribers gives us brand and product recommendations. • We attend markets and sh

<p id="isPasted" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;">Lots of ways! Here are just a few:<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;">&#x2022; We see products online or in stores and we hunt down the creators<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;">&#x2022; We stalk the interwebs for sassy brands<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;">&#x2022; Our sass squad of subscribers gives us brand and product recommendations<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;">&#x2022; We attend markets and shows to see the latest and greatest<span style="box-sizing: border-box; color: inherit; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: inherit; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;"> <p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; font-size: 16px; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif; line-height: inherit !important; padding: 0px !important;">Gotta a brand that might be a good fit?<p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1rem; color: rgb(61, 66, 70); font-family: -apple-system, &quot;system-ui&quot;, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Ubuntu, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, sans-serif, &quot;Apple Color Emoji&quot;, &quot;Segoe UI Emoji&quot;, &quot;Segoe UI Symbol&quot;; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;"><a href="https://smartassandsass.typeform.com/vendors?typeform-source=smartassandsass.com" style="box-sizing: border-box; text-decoration: none; background-color: transparent; transition: color 0.2s ease 0s, opacity 0.2s ease 0s; color: rgb(33, 133, 143); opacity: 1;">SUBMIT A BRAND OR PRODUCT</a>

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